Immortal Quotations from MST3K

Season Five

511: Gunslinger

Tom
Well, there's three bowls of porridge here. Don't quite know what that means.

512: Mitchell

Crow
Cedar lattice: works every time.
Tom
Mobsters laughin' / Really smilin' / A man sellin' heroin.

513: The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Mike's debut.

Gypsy
It's not cheese.
Mike
Ironically, he collapses into an armchair.
Tom
Can I have that back? I kinda need it -- it's my neck.

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