Immortal Quotations from MST3K

Season Ten

1001: Soultaker

TV-PG.

Mike
Look, you wrote this crap.
Mike
Funny Gag Condom.
Tom
The oncoming elevator has its brights on.
Crow
Wheeling Captain Pike down the hall.
Crow
Oops.

1002: The Girl in Gold Boots

TV-14 (V).

Crow
I'm glad you're back. I was locked in.
Tom
Hehe, I locked the car keys in the store.
Mike [singing]
Or your silver ones -- we don't mean to discriminate against other color boots.
Crow
So, you called 911 -- what's up?
Tom
Honey, way to play the harmonica with your ass!

1003: Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders

TV-G.

Crow
I have my own private fertility clinic in back.
Crow
Altoids are curiously strong.
Tom
Based on a story by Sigmund Freud.
Mike
Brought to you by LSD.

1004: Future War

Tom
Oh, they set a gullible moron trap.
Mike
Enh, he's more like Jean-Claude Gosh Darn.
Mike
Mine's not cooked through.
Tom
Dino, no!
Mike
Dustbuster Galactica.
Crow
Packers!
Tom
They don't get the all-kickboxing station.
Tom
This is then too. It's weird.
Crow
You're bringing in a lot of cash to the convent.

1005: Blood Waters of Dr. Z

1006: Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues

1007: Track of the Moon Beast

TV-PG (V).

Crow
Nice place. No atmosphere though.
Mike
Okay, now watch how hard I hit the wall.

1008: Final Justice

TV-14 (V).

Mike
That's hard to do.
Tom
It will be called, Getting Your Chance.
Crow
Brought to you by the triangle foundation.
Mike
Packers!
Tom
Thanks a ten with the exchange rate.
Crow [singing]
… your lunch …

1009: Hamlet

TV-PG (D).

Tom
Her card tricks aren't that impressive with sleeves like that.
Mike
Meet The Beatles.
Mike
She stitched her hand to her knee.
Tom
… are back from Photo-mat.
Crow
I'll take "to be" for fifty, Alex.
Tom
'Course I bored him a lot too.
Mike
The hair mold is in the … ehhh.
Mike
Who died and made you king?

1010: It Lives By Night

1011: Horrors of Spider Island

TV-14 (D).

Tom
Lucky sign.
Tom
Ow.
Tom
Just north of Florida.
Tom
I'm getting mixed signals from her.
Crow
I checked your epiglottis. It's fine.

1012: Squirm

Mike
Guns, huh?
Mike
Well, I don't know why, but … okay.
Crow
These new jungle gyms serve two purposes.
Tom
That'll be three times.

TV-PG (DL).

1013: Danger: Diabolik

Tom
Damn, I'm out of staples.
Crow
Here, I'll do my own autopsy. Thanks.
Tom [singing]
It's not unusual to steal trucks from anyone.…

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