Immortal Quotations from MST3K

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The Movie (This Island Earth)

PG-13.

Crow
Four eighty-five, sir.
All
Normal view … normal view … normal view … normal view!
Crow
Oh, no, Tinkerbell's going down! Pull up, Tink!
Mike
Let's see how many times I can skip this thing.

Second Summer Blockbuster Review

Crow
Unlike me.
Tom
Remember that meatloaf we had the other day?
Mike
I sneezed in my cocaine.
Tom
Worked 'til they started embalming her.
Crow
It's a lesbian doll.
Crow
We'll be right back after this Kahlua commercial.
Tom
As long as you guys are going, I'll stay back.

Last updated $Date: 2005/10/09 08:28:10 $.